Thursday, April 23, 2015

TEN UNLIKELY HEADLINES IN 2015

1) LINDSEY LOHAN QUITS SHOW BIZ TO BECOME HIGH SCHOOL GUIDANCE COUNSELOR.

2) AL SHARPTON TO JOIN CAST OF "DUCK DYNASTY."

3) MILEY CYRUS SAYS SHE WILL BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO ENTERTRAIN TROOPS.

4) OBAMA VOWS TO UPHOLD CONSTITUTION AND ALL PROMISES MADE TO OPRAH.

5) JOE BIDEN WINS "DANCING WITH THE STARS."

6) IGGIE AZALEA PREGNANT WITH BILL CLINTON'S BABY.

7) ROSIE ODONNELL PREGNANT WITH HILLARY CLINTON'S BABY.

8) MILITARY WITHDRAWS FROM AFHGANISTAN: REASSIGNED TO CHICAGO.

9) COMMANDER OF CHICAGO TROOPS LONGS FOR PEACEFUL DAYS FIGHTING ISIS.

10) ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE STATE OF KANSAS ADOPTED BY BRAD AND ANGELINA.

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