Friday, March 21, 2014

Recipe For Success

A shrink had 3 simple ways to increase your odds of success in life, and decreasing your odds of falling below the poverty line. While it's too late for old geezers like myself, these three direct and simple rules should be mandatory reading for everyone under the age of 18.
1) Finish high school.
2) Don't have a child out of wedlock.
3) Don't quit a job until you have another one lined up.
I followed the first two, but I did screw up on the third one a few times.

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