Tuesday, April 29, 2014

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 1984 AND 2014

These are the changes that 30 years can bring:

1984: Going to a new, hip joint
2014: Receiving a new hip joint

1984: Long hair
2014: Longing for hair

1984: Acid rock
2014: Acid reflux

1984: Wanting to look like Keith Richards or Meg Ryan
2014: NOT wanting to look like Keith Richards or Meg Ryan

1984: Getting a keg
2014: Getting an EKG

1984: Going to a disco
2014: Going to Costco

1984: Getting stoned
2014: Getting kidney stones

1984: Whatever
2014: Depends

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