Myth 1: The brain shrinks--The truth is the brain does not shrink. Your nose and ears continue to grow, making it appear that your brain is shrinking.
Myth 2: Most seniors are so destitute, they're reduced to eating dog food.--That is false. Many of us prefer cat food.
Myth 3: Sense of hearing begins to fail-- False. We just don't care to listen to everyone's bullshit.
Myth 4: Seniors do not require as much sleep as younger people--False. Becasue male seniors have to get up 5 or 6 times a night to go to the john, we actually require more sleep.
Myth 5: There is less sex--False. There is just as much sex. It's just that the seniors aren't getting any of it.
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